The End is Near

I've started to notice a few things now that I'm in my last semester of college.

1. I'm craving Ramen. College is the only time in life it is socially acceptable (and expected) to survive on Ramen Noodles, so I better cram it in.

2. I won't be able to tape pictures directly to my walls once I move out of university apartments in the spring. Everyone knows tape takes off real paint.

3. Real work actually starts at 8AM. All this time I believed it was 9AM.

4. Real work means the end of grades! YES!! Except that means the end of As. I liked As.

5. I'll be an ALUMNI. A shadow of my former glory!

6. Moving out of university apartments=ability to own a pet! YES!! But pets are expensive. Ability to own a fish! But I can own a fish even while still living in university apartments. So nothing new or novel about this one.

7. No more free gym! But I never go to the gym to work out anyways. No more OPTION of a free gym!

8. No more putting "student" as my occupation on important legal documents. On the bright side I'll probably get more than $26 on my tax refund.

Pretty scary stuff. Don't even ask me about post-graduation plans.