It's a love/hate thing...

Drummers... I seem to attract them.
I work with them.
I'm friends with them.
I'm in a relationship with one.

Yet, I can still hardly ever get a photo of a drummer that doesn't look that politically incorrect version of "special".

This guy (Shelton, from London-based band I AM GIANT) has the right idea... Get tatts and strip.
He can look as "special" as he wants with a bod like that.

PHWOAARRRR.

Have I mentioned I love my job?