the last whinge/small mercies

after two weeks of allergy crap I took myself off to the doctor's today to tell him that the medicine he gave me doesn't work. Doctor he say, "no my medicine work lady, you must stop eating these things" *gets out big book* and says "apples, apricots, cherries, kiwis, nectarines, peaches, pears, plums, tomatoes, carrots, celery, green peppers, parsnips, peas, potatoes, anise, caraway, cumin, dill, fennel, parsley, almonds, hazelnuts, peanuts, sunflower seeds, and walnuts."

"oh and be careful with oranges, bananas, figs, and blah-di-blah" (that's when I stopped trying to remember and thought y'know what, I'll google it at home.)

as you may also remember, I recently stopped eating cheese.

However, I have discovered that neither wine nor olives are on the list so, that's my food sorted for the next few months. Doctor reckons it'll take a few months to sort me out. So, this is the last whinge about it because, to be honest, I'm going to be as pissed as a newt and stuffed full of olives til summer turns up. Then I'll switch to beer.

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