Wretched

Not me, I'm tip-top. Listening to The Match as I do this blip business and it's what Liverpool's performance has just been described as. Disappointing, I was a massive fan as a kid and still have a soft spot for them and like to see them do well.

Obviously, the match taking place right now is not The Big Match, that takes place at the other end of the M62 at 3pm when the mighty Hull City take on Bristol City. I can see an afternoon of Radio 5 looming ahead of me, with a bit of baking with the girls lobbed into the activity mix.

Right, have a bit of music. Hmm, Bristol, who comes from Bristol I wonder...well, there's always this guy...