red squirrel tales

By mmac

the beasts are back in town

There is no doubt these holes show who is responsible for the undermining of my allotment shed. Buggers. Couldn't they have chosen a plank a little higher up than the foundation corner to make their dinner from?

I seem to give off some vibe or aura that attracts small creatures to me, no matter the continent I am on or preventative protection I have taken. Is it karmic? Was i really bad Bhuddist or pest exterminator in a previous incarnation, or do I somehow provide the perfect habitat for mosquitoes, moths, ants, ticks, scorpions, and now woodworm?

In my attempts to rid myself of this attraction I am I making it worse for myself in future live? Should I actually believe in a reincarnation?

I have yet to find a redeeming feature for clothes moths...if anyone can tell me the essential role they play in the ecosystem I would gladly assess the information and try to be more forgiving, but as far as I can see they just eat all my favourite things and contribute nothing in return.

Rant over. What a lovely day.

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