Little Plant.

This is the boyfriend's second attempt at chilli growing.

All other sources speak of the ease of growing chilli plants, however - bless him- my man has never managed more than a spring of something very closely resembling privet. He has also constructed a makeshift greenhouse (i.e. an up-turned glass) over his chilli egg.

Client visit at work on Wednesday, at which I'm required to present and be presentable. I just don't think I'm supposed to be put in a suit...