Guest Blip # 9 - Mystery Man, can you guess?

I am more of a visual man than a linguist, so I thought I would let my picture do the talking....

This is a typical Thursday in my life...
Who am I? What am I doing today?

Some clues to start you off....One of the items has a double meaning!!! And I could not but a picture of her(not cause she disgusting) but I am with my girlfriend who I love very much!

So do you know me ??? Would you want to know me?

Much love x