I am not barking mad!

Jess & Molly were enjoying themselves in the garden, while Mrs jml was upstairs getting ready to go out. I was downstairs, watching the telly.

Jess started a barking competition with Ralph, next door. This upset Mrs jml, who does not like the dogs to bark in the garden. From where I was, I could not hear the commotion - but it was me who was despatched as the peace enforcer.

I persuaded Jess to come inside, even though she would have preferred to stay outside. Molly, of course, sat there as Little Miss Innocent - "Nothing to do with me!!!"