Bin well loved.

Sentimental is only one step from iMental - well, if you spell the anagram of 'step' with an 'n' not a 'p'. OK deep breaths, normality has been regained. My gran's bin. I cherish it's value as ongoing receptacle of grot - and it repays my diligence by - well, keeping it all in one place - nothing fancy, it's an early example you understand. And I love its down to earth elegance!
Such are my heirlooms.

I say, I say.. What has a corporation dustcart and flies.. no hang on a minute. :P