The Eighth Wonder of the World

Ever since mankind disrobed their evolutionary dressing gowns, stumbled into the shower of enlightenment and gave themselves a right good scrub with the lather of lateral thinking there has been an object present that has baffled the best brains.

The Great Canoe Pyramid of Cellardyke is widely regarded as being the Eighth Wonder of the World.

Composed of eleven bits of banana shaped fibre glass it has mystified scientists for years: why did they build it, how did they make it and who exactly is 'they'...Alas we may never know...

It's a channel 5 documentary waiting to be written. If they can air a programme about People Who Have Sex With Their Cars they can produce something about this incredible structure