Prunes

When I was ten I was given the ultimate power... to invent myself a nickname! None of my friends could think of a derivation of Iain Rooney so the task was passed to me. This was my chance to call myself something timeless, to choose a name that would deter the bad kids, be respected by the cool kids and make all the girls swoon. And so I chose... Prunes... hey ladies: the name's Prunes...I'm a regular guy... i probably could have chosen better but when I was ten if you'd offered me £100 or a coconut I'd have chosen the coconut. I really liked coconuts.

I had a cup of tea in the bath this morning which was nice but my fingers turned into prunes.