I'm getting fed up waiting!!

I'm cooking chicken for dinner so Dileas has refused to go out. He feels he has to watch the oven I case he doesn't get his fair share! I got a bit carried away and thought I would lie down on the floor to take a blip of originality and fancy pose. He was having none of it ,looked at me as of I was nuts and started barking. This was the best pose he was prepared to deliver!