Off Centre

By RachelCarter

Make-y Do-y stuff!

I drugged, bound and gagged my inner mess and chaos hating Virgo and threw her in a box for the second time in a week! (I know!) and let child cooking mess happen right in front of me without even trying to control it.

The result was Christmassy gingerbread biscuits, which became iced and decorated Christmassy gingerbread biscuits, and lots (and lots) of mess.

And breathe...

I do this occasionally.
I've been a mum for nearly 17 years and the occasional mess has been permitted. Unfortunately counselling for the inner Virgo clear space and shiny light-reflecting table freak is getting expensive.

That's why writing is so handy and wonderful. No one cares about the state of your house in my imaginary worlds.

PS I'm joking about the counseling - I've heard their loos aren't clean. And their tables aren't shiny enough

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