Resistance is futile

I have never seen the point of not finishing a bar of chocolate.

I do not intend to change this habit.

Someone I know actually makes a box of Quality Street last from one christmas to the next. Some may see this as an admirable display of will power and restraint. I just think its sad.

My small bar of perfectly formed chocolate has fulfilled its destiny in approximately 23 minutes and 14 seconds.

If you had been here I may well have shared it with you. But you weren't and I didn't.