Lobster

Tonight was the train crews night out, all you can eat Chinese buffet in the Chinese quarter of birmingham. Had a great meal and laugh with everybody. Conversations stemmed from, weird things u've ate, to should a girl text a man first or vise versa and then we finally got on to a conversation about lobsters.

I didn't know this until tonight that before you cook a lobster, you have to clean it, internally if you know what I mean. Apparently there are 2 ways of doing this, either poke them in the eye or shove a chopstick up it's backside. That wasn't the worst part of it, the guy who told us seemed to be enjoying telling us. I think he may have psychotic tendencies towards lobsters.

Note to myself : don't dress as a lobster if he invites me to a fancy dress party.

The same guy who enjoyed torturing lobsters must be a camel as he had so many plates of food he doesn't need to eat again until next Monday.

Anyway I had a great night with great people and I can't wait until the next train crew night out.