Say what you see...

I am the proud owner of a new fridge freezer.
These are the symbols on the side of the box it came in.

Known as augmentative communication symbols, they are supposed to be self explanatory!!

So, say what you see:
Here's my effort, but I know you lot will be far more creative:

Christmas trees and umbrellas cause glasses to shatter.
Do not tilt your sedan chair or use a rocket launcher.

I love that they couldn't think of a comprehensible icon for 'DO NOT ROLL'
Can you?