Happy memories

Down in the big smoke, went to the Lewis & Harris annual dance, as sitting quietly at my table when suddenly I got drenched in booze and hit by flying glass! At first I thought someone had chucked a glass at me but on closer inspection discovered a huge 6inch heeled shoe on the table! Some stupid wuman had slung her shoe off and chucked it across the dance floor and it landed at our table , fortunatley there was just myself and another lass at it as the rest were doing the Strip the Willow otherewise there could have been more serious reprecussions. Did she come over to apologise? no she sent her idiot husband over. If I had been thinking better I would have poured one of the drinks into her stupid shoe! Anyway I shall remember that dance for a while!

Some folks!