Like a Bird On a Wire

I have tried in my way, to be free.

Speaking of which, I think I've had enough of Romanov, the mad owner of Heart of Midlothian. The players haven't been paid for weeks, and now we learn that he's threatened to 'make matters worse' for any players who put their name the Players' union's official protest. Someone should give him a kick in the seat of his pants (I'm aware that'll get me a four year sentence).