Nicosia IKEA

We need quite a few things for our new house and our moving in date is getting ever closer, so we headed up to IKEA in Nicosia today. I get a headache whenever I visit an IKEA, it must be the lack of natural light, and today was no exception. I forgot to take any paracetamol with me so I was pretty grouchy by the time we got to the marketplace bit (or whatever you call the bit downstairs, I forget now!). There are no English translations in IKEA whatsoever, and I have no idea what the sign says... maybe "you should learn Greek" or "don't forget your headache tablets".