Two wheeled conqueror

Child One learning to ride a bike: "Dad, please keep holding on. Dad, I told you, keep holding on. Dad, keep holding on. Dad, you're not holding on...

- Oh. Look. I'm doing it."

(Three years later)

Child Two learning to ride a bike: "Dad, do not come near my bike. Dad, do not touch my bike. Dad, do not touch me. Dad, watch this."

Us - "Look. He's doing it, all by himself."