Courting disaster(s)?

I can see this here bone-wrangler chappy is going to wax  a touch expensive. At least in the early stages at 2-3 visits per week, with no reduction for wrinklies.

It's my usual habit to tote a book in to such goings on, just in case there are no National Geographicals or Readers Digests and I'm stuck with Woman's Own. (Other time-wasters are available).

Today I needn't have bothered, there was a slew of this type of thing lying around, some of which had yet to filter in my direction.

Gaffer says they could here me guffawing in the next room.

Surely they can't all be genuine???
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