Dwarf in fridge

Bored bored bored

Had to get up at stupid o'clock as my car alarm was going off.

Went back to bed, but awoke to a strange man looking in my bedroom window, took me the best part of a minute to recall the room is one floor up and he was the window cleaner.
It's like that old police squad joke, who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

l spent most of the day doing plums apart from moping around.

Had a heated telephone call with a weedgie regarding my car claim. It became heated purely because he was a weedgie and they could argue with the back end of a bus, plus I didn't have the patience to even pretend to be nice.

Also had to phone samsung as my camera is knackered, so I will be iPhone blipping until they fix it. A nice Asian lady said she would send a jiffy bag, in a jiffy which was confusing.

She said and I quote (best you put on an oriental accent here "ah yes, I understand de problem, we send Jiffy bag, it arriving in post in a jiffy, send camera, no hacksessorries in jiffy bag and we fix in a jiffy, next jiffy you receive will be fixed up camera, it all take just a.............short time"


Nothing else to report apart from Connie has started the real teal (see yesterday's blip)

Today's picture is grumpy the dwarf that lives in my fridge. Its not cabin fever, he is real, real I tell ya.

It might be the start of the dwarf series.........