Present Continuous

Some Dictation From the Wean (no idea why he came up with these 'jokes'):

I'm looking at a picture in a gallery.
I'm ordering a cheeseburger in a shoe shop.
I'm going to the supermarket to go to the restroom.
I'm going on the plane because I like jumping out of my plane.
I like seeing cats playing hopscotch.
I wish I was a swimming pool.
I wish I was born in a lake at night.