Born Slippy

Mega mega white thing... I think I have discovered I am a little lactose intolerant. Milk has become a vice.

Tonight I watched more television than I normally care to. Educating Essex was part documentary, part pantomime. Should I feel better or worse that schools across the country are akin to this?

Nothing is as it seems. Apparently over 12000 hours of footage came from the school, for a few short hours of sensation.

Tonight's blip is a banana loaf. It's just that the banana doesn't know it yet. Nothing is as it seems.