Rich Mans Toy

After dropping my son off at school I headed for the train to take me into Edinburgh City centre to do some errands. I was reading the free paper that you usually find on the train and there was a story on the front page about how train prices have gone up so much it was now considered to be 'a rich mans toy'. So my £3.30 return means I'm rich does it? I'd hate to think if I had won lasts nights Euro millions what would that would have made me?