Portable Memory

Sometimes I like to carry around this memory stick, for those times that I need to remember something. But like many things I generally forget to take this everywhere - which is why I forget a great many things.

I have tried taping it to my arm but it washes off in the shower.
Sticking it in my ear generally is not a good idea as it hurts.
Inserting it in other places is just plain wrong.

Perhaps I should use the cord and wear it like a necklace. But that would probably result in me remembering something, which on the whole is not a good idea.

Best to leave this at home then...