Catwalk

And next we have Ellen modelling last year's man shorts in blue cotton canvas with deep side pockets, the comfort waist and balloon seat. If you look closely you'll see that she's also sporting this year's fashion in hair design. The hacked-with-paper-scissors look is her own creation that came to her in a moment of inspiration at nursery and involved sneaking into the toilet with a pair of scissors and taking off most of her waist-length hair. A key feature of this New Scarecrow look is the small tufts around the crown where the hair needs to be cut at irregular angles as close as possible to the scalp. A catwalk triumph.

In other news I've just lounged about the house today hoping that my half-cold - too crappy for working but not crappy enough to be 'sick' - will either come to something or just bugger off. It's getting boring now.