When Will You Listen?!

Would you stand on this table in your socks or sit on it to do a jigsaw puzzle?
If your mother said, 'Get off. It's dangerous,' fifteen times, and gave good reasons, would you?

Some 6-year-olds wouldn't...
They'd find out the hard way, shooting off the edge, and bashing their back in 2 separate places on the way down.

I swear my daughter is jealous of all her big brother's trips to the fracture clinic.
And I think Bank Holidays should be called Rachel's Extra Opportunity To Stress Out With Kids And Dog. REOTSOWKAD. Catchy, huh? ;)