You suck!

Why'd you take me out of the bath?

You really do suck...

What use are you? You make me cold, you don't have boobs, your face bloody hurts my beautiful soft skin and your singing, well it blows.

So you suck and blow at the same time... just what is your purpose?

Fetch me the booby one - NOW!

Wait - hang on - there... I've pissed on you now...

Why doesn't that make me feel better?

BOOBY ONE!!!