White Wedding

Education is a wonderful thing, the sharing of learned information is an essential and wonderful gift and one that should be cherished.

This weekend has been a vertitable cornucopia of the transfer of wonders from one soul to another...

For example:

Friday Night i taught the instructor at the Kayak club that it is possible to be physically incapable of rowing in a straight line.

He in turn taught me that if you can see nothing but blue,hear a bubbling sound and have difficulty speaking you've capsized and are drowning

On saturday night i taught the man jumping on my toe at the Judas Priest concert that crushed toe pain is a much lesser pain than a swift knee in the testes.

I also learnt that if you spill Kebab sauce on your hand late on a saturday evening, it doesn't matter how often you wash them, a faint unpleasant smell will remain over 24 hours later

and finally, i learnt this gem, i could sign up for a course to learn how to dance at my wedding,

which seems a bit pointless, as i've been married forever and i'm great at doing the Time Warp already.....


Night all


Billy Idol