Food for thought

Okay, it is the early hours if the morning and all the kids are sleeping, so I can say this out loud. " Cakes are for adults only, not for youngsters. "
Youngsters can have biscuits, and digestives at that. Well maybe a Jammy dodger or a custard cream at a push; but definitely NO chocolate biscuits or cakes.
There might be an argument for giving teenagers or similar adolescent creatures, certain types of chocolate biscuits, ( not Jaffa Cakes ) but not cakes.

Or is it me?