The most middle class gig in the world.

Jamie Cullum at Kew Gardens.

Hunter wellies in abundance (there was no mud, just perfectly manicured lawns)

Champers flowing

Orderly queues for the plushest portaloos I've ever seen

Artisan food stalls

Picnic tables and chairs (hampers alone are just not good enough)

And the most obliging audience, who stayed sitting for the entire thing, until instructed to stand and dance for the last song....... which they each and every one obediently did. (Apart from me. I love a bit of rebellion).

Fan-bloody-tastic it was, too.