Mother, You Gave Me.....

Dear Mummy,

Look what your son-in-law done for you.

Is beautiful. Huh?

Your garden is a veritable botanic treat. There are flowers everywhere, and now that the grass is less than a foot long, you can enjoy it.

The things you have to do for your inheritance.

I just don't know.

Love

Me.

PS. I put the SHOVEL at the bottom of the stairs.