Grandad & Hovis

The heavens opened this morning. It has just rained and rained and rained. Grandad took Hovis for a walk and got drenched. I don't know about mad dogs and Englishmen going out in the midday sun...chance would be a fine thing.

Lewis has been telling us more about his induction day at high school. He told us all about this "fat, ginger kid" who started a fight with another boy during the first break. The headmaster went out to sort it and the ginger kid ran away from him, so the headmaster gave chase, took the kid by his arm and the kid promptly kicked him!! Then, the same kid, was asked by the English teacher why he hadn't done any work and he replied that he didn't have a pen. So she asked him why he didn't tell her that he needed a pen and he replied that he didn't want to do any work! The kid then smashed his own head into the desk!! His Mum was called into school to take him home and she led him out by his ear!!!! I think Lewis has been fairly mollycoddled at his lovely primary school and in September it will be time for the real world. Oh God!!!