For Forks Sake!

Today I took a look in the Meadows to see the preparation underway for the "Taste Festival" on Friday.
Seeing this just made me feel hungry, come to think of it......... I'm always hungry!
Tengo hambre siempre!
I can't wait for Friday afternoon, I could eat a scabby horse lots of lovely foody things NOW!!


Oh forky, forky, forky fork,
I use you to eat pork.
You have three pointy bits.
The only word I can make rhyme here is tits.
I'm sorry I stuck you in my mouth,
But it's hard to eat stuff with a spoon.
Forgive me forkey?
Or I shall have you sent to the moon.

Poem by Lincoln Six Echo