X Sighted

By q8rdave

Disparate Housecats of Daytona Beach, episode 12

When You Do That MooShu That You Do So Well. Shishi or Chinese guardian lions (also known by the insulting western term "Foo DOGS" - YUK!) have mythic protective powers. Mirl and Sidd pose as Shishi when blocking the driveway from intruders who are not swinging small, fabulously poultry or pork-scented, wire-handled boxes. They know that these lions also grace the thresholds of Chinese restaurants that make such wonders as Peking duck - a valued but exotic source of protein and fat in worldly pussy diets. "We'll even eat the noodles if they are covered in lobster sauce!", notes Mirl. Ah-so, no ducky - no lucky. So long, Oolong, be gone 'til you have carton from Canton. Foo for Thought. Poor, poor pussies - so misunderstood.

[The boys asked me to publish the [url=http://www.blipfolio.com/remains2Bseen/other-stuff#mirl-and-sidd--s-publicity-shot]full shot[/url] that this detail was taken from so Bliparians wouldn't think they ALWAYS look the way Dave makes them look. Oh such pussy egos.]

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