Les Dawson Got It All Wrong.

Another stunning summer's day here in Edinburgh.

Meet Jean (real name Jane, but the oldies have an odd way with names here), my prospective mother-in-law.
She hates getting her photo taken, but I bribed her with the offer of a lift to Asda. She has now decided she actually doesn't mind being photograped as long as the camera is outwith a 30 yard exclusion zone. If I break the exclusion zone she will impose sanctions on my chocolate biscuit intake.