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Walking over the pitch and putt was the closest I got to a round at Gleneagles, but then some of the folk I was with had brought their own clubs and golfing 'outfits' so it was all a little bit out of my league.

I'd never been up to the hotel before, what a place. We were in the room the G8 summit was in a couple of years ago, and trying to keep the level of visitor at a decent standard they were...(failing perhaps). Still, for this day we were the kings of the FS world. Hey, you can only work with what you've got.

Morrissey was hanging around outside our Q&A session, reckon he fancied himself a meaty FS vibe for the next album - you heard it here first.