Rapture

According to some heavy Christians, today is Judgement Day. I asked this man why he was dressed like this. "Rapture" he said.

I beg your pardon?

"Rapture. Look it up. End of the world."

I did look it up. According to one website called Judgementday2011.com (is there one every year?):

"Jesus has come, few were saved, even less noticed his presence, but May 21st was still Judgement Day. If you are reading this blog, then you were not saved by Jesus in the Second Coming, and have been left behind during the End of Days. There are just five months remaining until the End of The World on October 21 2011. Prepare yourself for the End Times now by stocking up on water, canned goods, and appropriate clothing before the End of The World.

You can also prepare for the Apocalypse, after stocking up on canned goods and asbestos suits, by buying a Rapture Tshirt. Hell, money will be useless on October 22nd, so why not?

Who thinks up this stuff? I thought doomsday was next year?

On our 25th anniversary too. The nerve.