If He Could Speak To Us In Our Own Language

So this is Southend's version of the Vegas strip. Ha! This is our seafront! It does look pretty cool at night, but it's massively tacky.
Today was nice. Went shopping in the high street. It was packed! No surprise there. Then went to go see my a friend of a friend's band perform. They're called Korda Marshall and they're really good!

Anyway. Yesterday, I introduced you to some of my own weirdisms. Now I thought I'd enlighten you about the Diver dictionary. Take note. If you read my Mum's blip and you see our comments, you've probably seen some of these words used. :)

The Diver Dictionary
CAKE - Not only a delicious dessert, but also what we call a backache.
DIVERED - Simply anything any of us ruin is referred to as having been
Divered.
DREAMS - We don't say night in this house. We simply say 'dreams!'
Forget the 'sweet' part :D
DU DU BE DU DU DU DU DU DU DU BE DU DU DU - You know the 'So
Long, Farewell' song in The Sound Of Music? Well, me and
my Mum were singing it and you know the music after 'Adieu
Adieu to You and You and You'? We always sing that bit and
have decided this is how it should be typed :)
FEE (AND CHEE) - We don't ask anyone if they want a coffee. We simply
question if they want fee. And one of the world's
favourite takeaways? Fish and chips? Not in this
house! Have some fee and chee! :D
GUTEN NACHT. SCHLAFT GUT. SEHR DU IN DER MORGEN - Those who
know German know this means 'Good night. Sleep well. See
you in the morning.' I say this to Mum every night. I don't
know why. She answers with 'Dreams.'
INCU - A nickname acquired for annoying children.
NISS NED - Requires an action. One person leans head in and says
'Niss Ned'. The other then bumps heads with the person.
This is what is affection in our family and qualifies a kiss.
NYUDY - Anything that's bad is described as Nyudy. Nyudy is the worst!
PEEBA - Like incu, it's a nickname for a child. A grumpy child at that.
REEH - This has no meaning. Me and Mum just randomly yell it.
REEOH - The act of hoiking up a dress/top to avoid boob spillage.
SNEEZING RULE - Not one of our words, but there's a rule. You're allowed
to sneeze twice in a row. On the third, the house, in
unison will yell 'BLOW ITTTTTT![/b]
TALKING NASALLY - Again, not one of our words, but if we're trying to be
subtle or something smells then we'll talk nasally.
TODAY - A shortened version of the sentence 'What are we doing
today?'
YOGARDY - Anything bad that doesn't quite qualify as nyudiness.
YOGHURT O'CLOCK - Bed time.

And there's just a few. Understand us now?
We're fabulously mad.
Or just fabulously mad.
Just mad.

I blame my mother :)

A xx

'The voice of old Mr. World himself, The way he might sound if he could speak to us in our own language' - Two Hundred And Fourty Years Before Your Time - The Black Keys