She's A Maniac...

So I thought today would be a good day to let you in on a few more of my weirdisms.

They're all related to people.

Please don't call me neurotic. I'm already well aware I am. Thanks :)

These are all things that came up today whilst I was at the beach.

Now, I don't like people. Ok, that's a bit general. I don't like most people. I like my family, but they're related to me so that's a given.
I like my friends, but I've known them most for years so they've gotten used to my weirdisms.
My boyfriend is still getting used to them. It's been a year and he's still discovering how weird I am.
And you lot..I like you. But I'm hidden behind a computer. Easy. You can judge me and I can't tell.

So what I'm weird about.
1) Well, first, there's the insistence of men taking their shirts off the minute there is any sun. Now, like many women out there, I wouldn't mind if these men were toned, gorgeous, beautiful men, but I've discovered that these men fall into the following categories.
a) Chavs
b) Old People
c) Hairy People
d) Fat People
e) Chavvy, Old, Hairy Fat People.
This problem reared its ugly head today - there was some SERIOUS moobage about.
Then there's the girls who walk around in their bras. Again, they fall into categories, but only two this time.
a) Blubbery girls
b) Beautiful girls.
The problem with a) is simple. I'm a slim size 10-12 and I don't walk around in my bra. There's people who are at least double that who insist on doing it. I don't wanna see it.
The problem with b) is the jealousy. Put your toned and tanned tummies away whilst I eat my ice cream, please.

2) Flip flops. Can't stand them. Especially on men. Gross. I don't know what I have an issue with. I don't like feet anyway. I think the problem with men wearing them is they have such big feet and that's only emphasised by (what I can only call) boats that they are wearing on their feet.

3) Slow walking people. I have this syndrome called 'Walk Slowly In Front Of Me And I'll Punch You In The Back Of The Head'. It's incurable.
SO WALK FASTER.

That'll do for now. I have many more. Let's save that weirdism for another blip.

So the photo. The bare feet are me. On the right is my boyfriend and the left is our mate. It was a beautiful day. Down on the packed beach. It was lovely.
I finally managed to develop a little bit of a tan. Not much, but enough for me. And I did it responsibly. Had my suncream on :D I'm sure you're all proud of me haha.

Anyway. Late blip for me and I'm up early for the gym tomorrow. It's been about a week since I last went. Stupid sciatica. -.-

Night Blippers.

A xx

'She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know and she's dancing like she's never danced before' - She's A Maniac - Michael Sombello.
OK, so I'm not dancing, but I am a maniac :D