balmy european driving weather, all day today: april you are full of mirages

today, Chris told me that "cockroaches like to eat dead skin and finger/toe nails" - I then said "what? when you're sleeping?" he then replied "yes, that's why some fishermen wear gloves when they go to sleep" I said "yuck"

he then told me that if you stand on a cockroach you will reveal a ball of white stuff

New Scientist, I reckon

also, this sign says 'Sctland' -----------------------------