Fairies Wear Boots

Well you'd need to if you'd been assigned this job by the fairy foreman wouldn't you!

I would just love there to be a dog poo fairy popping up somewhere in childrens' Literature,

a big booted, slightly smelly, donkey jacket wearing one who can open bottles of beer with her belly button, whilst juggling a slightly soiled roll up fag off her top lip and chewing a small plug of chewing tobacco, a thin layer of grease and chip fat coating her fairy wings, picking fights with all the good fairies and whacking them with her wand, made entirely of rolled up Sunday Sport newspapers....

Lovely, but its how she picks up the dog poo that concerns me most, how much money would she have to leave to convince a child to leave a pile of dog poo under the pillow..

anyhoo, i may leave you with that image,

i could tell you about the good day i've had, the brilliant walk i've just come back from with my brilliant daughter and borrowed dog, the super sunsets i've seen and how lucky i am to live where i live,

but i'd rather leave you with a fairy covered in dog poo!!!!

Night all