I See Your Sun Is Shining....

Many years ago I ran a restaurant which was housed in an old court house. The restaurant and bar were upstairs and the office, staff rooms and cellar were down in what was once the cells.

One very busy evening I was running madly between bar and cellar, thru the busy kitchen when I heard the massive wooden door to the front bang, I turned to answer it and in my haste slid on a rather oily floor and flew in to the air, missing the first three stone stairs but Landing, buttock first on to the fourth.

The pain was excruciating - tears blinded me as I struggled up, trying to catch my breath and answer the door at the same time.

I stood for a moment and recovered enough to finish the evening and see the staff home.

I called my colleagues in another branch to report my evenings takings and howled in pain down the phone to them about my site backside!

Three days later I was visiting another branch for a management meeting. As I came into the office, the Group bitch shouted me over to sit beside her. I made my way over and say down. She then asked me to reach over and grab something off the table behind me for her and I stood to reach it.

As I bent to sit again I caught the look on her face and I knew something was amiss. I felt myself go down past where my chair had been and I hit not only the floor but the wheels of the chair which she had moved away from where it had been.

I screamed as I landed. The pain in my backside was unending! She looked aghast for a minute and said 'for gods sake you only fell over - slight over reaction there'.

One of my friends helped my to my feet, where upon I unfastened my trousers and pulled both them and my pants down to display for her and the eight other people in the room the black lump that was my left buttock.

She had the decency to look half ashamed and then said, 'well i didn't know'. And then brushed my swollen and Black buttock
Off as having probably been caused by mischief on my part.

She was a bitch from hell and karma will catch up with her one day if it hasn't already!

To this day, my poor left buttock has been left
With a dent in it, exactly where it landed with a smack on the Corner of the stone step. It's like a hand grip on my butt!