Life gets complicated

I'm sure I don't need to explain what this is. In the good old days we just got a 1 inch diameter tube with a screw top and a verbal request to bring it back with urine inside. No attempt to explain how - just use native intelligence/ingenuity. As you can see this new kit comes with a sheet of instructions so if it's more complex I suppose it must be better. As the instructions assume the cup is already full we're being credited with some nous. The nurse told me not to overfill the syringe thingy or I'd get urine everywhere but I suspect that by the time I get to that stage it might already be too late.