Is Tuesday too early..?

Got home this evening and i could hear a noise coming from the kitchen. Turns out that 'Jack' was calling out to me for attention. But then...it's only Tuesday. Whoever has a tipple on a Tuesday?! That's far too early in the week right? Right?

And anyway, I'm on Dad's Taxi duty tonight anyway so Jack will have to wait.

Damn, something tells me it's going to be a long week...