Doddington Church

Before anyone says anything I do know I've butchered this beyond repair, but having obtained my Topaz plug-ins I'm damn sure I'm going to use them. Bosh, one shot taken at 4pm. The light was great and in reality I could have got a lovely natural shot.

The Hobbs thing from yesterday is still rolling on. I'm going to get a full disciplinary now with the MD and office manager: the irony of this is the office manager is my Mum. I've just thrown my side of the story at her and she thinks I should take 30 minutes legal advice for free. I'm still up for me and my little brother going round there with a lump of wood peppered with rusty nails and some serious intent.

We won't though.

I gave my brother a guest invite to view my journal today, hopefully he'll have a browse and see the nice stuff you all said about him a couple of weeks ago. Anyone who dissed him had better watch out ;-)

I just used the word 'dissed' in a sentence like an American or wannbe gangster council estate trash from London.I'm shamed and appalled at my actions. I may call myself in for a disciplinary.

Ooh Ooh ooh big news: I finally joined one of them online dating agencies. I'm a little bit like a Peugeot, at first glance you're never impressed, but after spending a lot of time with one you fully appreciate it's qualities. You know it's not the best looking around, but it's not like you're with the ugliest thing on the road. So I figure I'd go in the small ads rather than the showroom. The showroom is a pub or a club, where a peugeot wouldn't stand out in amongst all the GTI's and RXS's. However if someone is perusing the small ads they pretty much know what they want - and that's where the magic begins for one lucky lady.

Or maybe two.

Oh yeah finally I'm going to shave my head again I've decided. Woke up this morning with a 'Something About Mary' on the right side of my head that wouldn't go away. I own no gel or spray as I've been shorn of head appendage for best part of ten years now, so all day I've wandered around looking like a small cat with it's bum in the air is crouched on my head.

To clarify I mean the 'something about mary' style (or non style) of my hair when I woke, I can confirm there was no extra gel in my hair or anything like that.