Some people just don't get the message

Don't even think about standing outside here having a crafty fag surreptiously slipping junk mail into my letter box because you are being watched. We are are closed and just want to sit here quietly now.We don't want any trouble.


Look I told you don't do that. These security blokes are big you know.



Oy stop that. I know where you live.




I've told you. You're on CC tv you know. I've got Crime Watch connections.



Doh, I've warned you