It could only be

After an early, nae ridiculously early for a Saturday morning, start to the day, I took myself into Glasgow and spent an unfeasibly large amount of money on myself in about forty minutes. Regrets? Probably, but it felt good.

So, I am now the owner of some new gear, a hard drive for all these beach photos I keep taking and a snazzy new phone that I can't use but that Mr 77 will be pleased about at least.

Nice to see the weegie cone is alive and well.