The BIG hold-up

Couldn't get them to stand out any better. The keen of optic may observe a distinct lack of light at the @ (Internet) position.
We had heard that AOL was hard to get shot of, so She decided to do it herself using a well chosen set of words which left "them" guessing as to whether I had died, run away with another woman or divorced.
Turns out they opted for the first option, then told her that she would need to transfer to her name before she cancelled. She put on such a display of upset/anger she nearly had me in tears at my own death.
THEN came a letter saying I would still have to contact them (Seance anybody) or she needed to send a copy of death cert.
The upshot was to be cut off nearly a week before reconnection. Necessitating a trip to No15 for free Wi-Fi to keep up with emails.